Alternate Barbie Names!

• Trailer Park Barbie
• Disgruntled Postal Employee Barbie
• Prison Matron Barbie
• Crop Circle Barbie
• Urban Assault Barbie
• Peg-Legged Barbie
• Lord of the Flies Barbie
• Angry Mattel Lawyer Barbie
• Not Shavin' My Pits Barbie
• Sumo Barbie
• Vengeful Figure Skater Barbie
• Will Work For Food Barbie
• Elephant Poacher Barbie
• Show-Us-Your-Plastic-Bumps Mardi Gras Barbie
• John Doe #2 Barbie
• Gastric Reflux Barbie
• Barbie's Chappaquiddick Playset
• Barbie's Jonestown Playset
• Ku Klux Ken
• Bad Seed Skipper
• Alcoholic Clown Ken
• Plumber's Crack Ken

Contributed by: Matt Freeman