Gender Specific College Courses

SEMINARS FOR MALES

Combating Stupidity
You, too, can do housework
PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
How to fill an ice tray
We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
Get a life -- learn to cook
How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong
Spelling -- Even you can get it right
Understanding your financial incompetence
You -- The Weaker Sex
Reasons to give flowers
How to stay awake after sex
Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower
I'll wear it if I damn well please
How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
"The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are bullshit
How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
You too can be a designated driver
Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")
Changing your underwear -- It really works
The Attainable Goal -- Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary
Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is NOT necessary
Techniques for calling home

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

"Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
Elementary Map Reading
Crying and law enforcement
Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR
You can go shopping for less then 4 hours
Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
The Seven-Outfit Week
PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It)
Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
How to Earn Your Own Money
Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours
His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
Commitment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
"To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child
Healing his Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?

Contributed by: Matt Freeman
Date Added: September 17, 1998

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