WHAT YOU'LL FIND HERE: Amusing Anecdotes and Lame Lists WHAT YOU WON'T FIND HERE: Everything else! (would you like to sign or view the guestbook?) The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo A classic D&D tale - true story! Dilbert-isms Allegedly true quotes! Much less funny when you hear them at work from real managers. A Meta-Joke A joke for people who've read too many jokes. The Perfect Pun Very short and sweet. T-Shirt Quotes Still no word on where you can get these from... Women who Read And I'm a bookworm in the first degree. ***** STAR WARS SPECIAL ***** All Star Wars, all funny. Snippy One-Liners Another list of funny come-backs for any occasion. Beggars and Choosers Well, he's got a point... Apropos Scriptures Even the Bible can be funny in the right circumstance. The Lone Ranger A classic joke with a Lone Ranger spin. Three Proofs Jesus Was... Sacrilegious and full of stereotypes - a two for one! Lord of the OS Lord of the Rings meets Microsoft - a truly unholy pairing... NOSMOKE.EXE You wouldn't have thought that Microsoft would have caught on like that... Signs of the Times True! These signs were actually seen in foreign countries. The Eager Painter Another coat of paint, anyone? Mouse Balls Of course it's talking about the rubber balls inside of computer mice... Jesus is coming for dinner Would Jesus keep Kosher? Choir Guide For anyone who loves to sing in chorus or choir settings, you know exactly what they're talking about... COPS: Tattooine I make no claims as to the validity of this story, but the person who wrote it swears it's true. Hell's Chemistry How many of you could come up with an answer like that on a timed exam? A Christmas Story A little seasonal anecdote... 50 fun things to do in Church... Warning, this is definitely irreverent, but I found it amusing anyway. Military Aircraft Warranty Apparently this was actually posted on the McDonnell Douglas website for a very short time. How Not To Die Some of the dumbest and ironic deaths in recorded history Strange but True Eclectic mix of unverified facts you'll never use. Gender Specific College Courses Funny, yet poignantly offensive. The Happy Priest It's a lawyer joke, trust me on this one. How Many Students... Find out how students change a lightbulb at *your* college! If Men had Periods The scary thing is, this makes a little too much sense. Tapeworms and Twinkies Personally, I could live with the tapeworm.... Are You a Real Guy? Tim Allen got a perfect score, how about you??? Save Your Children! The world would be a much different place without computer camps... but for the better? Final Warning About The "Good Times" Virus Plus a bonus Calvin and Hobbes animated strip! Huzzah! Why did the chicken cross the road? Not as simple as you thought, is it? 50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class Remember, the new school year is coming... I'm Tired I have every right to complain, too! The Puzzle Yet another shot against the South... heheheh... 101 Fun Things to Do to Freak Out Your College Roommate! This is for all the disaffected college students out there. Wordsworth Enters the Computer Age Digital poetry at it's best... Words from the Wise Now is the sage advice or what? The Image of Rank Can you tell I got this from a friend at West Point? An Aptitude for Scholastics I'm just glad that I'm done with the SAT, otherwise I could have been in trouble... Pluck Yew! This story gives a new meaning to "Giving the bird"... Three Blondes Following in the tradition of the Comedy Corner, I present to you one bad blonde joke! How to Become an Evil Overlord With this list I will soon conquer the world! Muahahaha!!! IBM's Global Village If you think this joke is lame, maybe you should send in a better one!!! Fun With English! This is why I'm going to be a science major... Application for Permission to Date My Daughter Fellow males: Be afraid, be very afraid. Political Elements Only a chemistry teacher could love this... You Might Be a Jedi Redneck if... Brought to you by Jedi Knight Foxworthy Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid So that's what Nick meant when he called me that... Pizza Anyone...? Ever had one of those cravings...? Immodest Proposal: Daylight Savings Time Sounds reasonable to me... Words to Live By Not like you don't live by the words I say, of course... April Fools!!! Fine, I'm late, sue me! To Be, or Not to Be... Alas poor Scooby Doo, I knew him well... A Letter From Barbie I know what some of you may be thinking... I don't play with dolls! Great Excuses I only wish I found these earlier... Alternate Barbie Names! Now why didn't "Throw a Shrimp on the Barbie" make it??? A Parrot Joke Wish I had a parrot like him... NEWS OF THE WEIRD (but True) This almost made me read the paper again... Jesus is Watching... This almost made me become religious again... The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light Can't beat that title... Deep Thoughts: Not By Jack Handy Kids say the darndest things... The Fool and the Clown A long story, not for the faint of heart... Actually, not for the short of time. :) Top 15 Ways O.J. Can Raise $33.5 Million We here at the Comedy Corner think every good comedy page needs one bad OJ joke. Is Barney the Anti-Christ? Have children been selling their souls to Barney? Scary thought... Naval Bloopers! Yes, we are the greatest nation on the earth. Go USA! More Speech Goofs! Star Wars isn't the only thing that has a sequel. Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay This analogies are as bad as a... er... oh, never mind. Star Wars Songs Strike Back! Chapter 42... A New Joke 20 Words That Should Exist Hey, I've told people I'm aquadextrous for years. Star Wars Songs! More Star Wars Trilogy propaganda brought to you by the Comedy Corner! Top 100 Reasons Why Captain Kirk is Better Than Captain Picard Hey, I kinda like old Baldy... Application To Live in Arkansas Clinton musta made it in with flying colors. Geekonics I wonder what Spleenonics sounds like... Slightly Less Common Latin Phrases I wonder what the Latin word for "spleen" is... Annotated Thermometer I'm cold just reading it! Speech Goofs This space left blank so I don't make a fool of myself. Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters are Better To Boldly Go... to a Galaxy Far, Far Away. Or so we hope... Physics of Santa Claus No!!! I refuse to believe it!!! Men are From Mars... Men aren't all violent. I was just kidding about killing you earlier, really! British Performance Evaluations And people wonder why Americans won the Revolution... The New Priest Friends don't let friends drink and preach. Beer in Space! Friends don't let friends drink and star gaze, either.

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